Hatest!!!

I Hate Pakgad
I Hate The Authorities
I Hate Anyone in White Uniform
With Stupid Badges Or Stripes Or Whatever
I Fucking Hate Them

Di suatu Hari....

Scene: MRSM Kuala Klawang


Father: Izwan! Kucing kite tu dah balik tau!
Child I: Bukan la yah. Tu bukan kucing kite. Kucing kite lain rupe die.
Child III: Hak ah. Yang tu lain yah!
Father: Izwan penah tgk ke? Ape lak. Tu mmg kucing kite. Kalau x macam mane die tau pulak nak dtg rumah ni.
Uncle: Pandai pulak tdo bawah keto sumo. Kan dulu kucing tu suko tdo bawah keto.
Child IV: Ye la kaklong. Tu kucing kite. Kalau kasi makan die tu, die makan je.
Child III: Bukan. Die punye bulu lain.
Child I: Hak ah. Kucing kite tu bulu die lawa sket. Ni kat tengkuk die mcm lain sket, kan Izwan?.
Father: Takkk..Ayah rase tu kucing kite. Ayah rase die kene accident tu. Haritu igt x die datang, tapi die x kenal kite. Ayah igt sekarang die punye brain dah slowly recover. Tu yg datang blk rumah kite.
Child IV: Kan haritu die dah lame x dtg. Tibe2 datang. Memang kucing kite la tu.
Child I: Tapi yg tu nampak gemok plak. Haritu cakap kucing kite dah kurus tanak makan sume.
Father: Sebab die dah mule recover brain die tu. Tau makan balik.
Mother: Kalau tgk kt ekor die, mcm kene langgar kan.
Child I: Bukan la ma, kucing kite dulu mane ade ekor. Kucing yang dtg ni, die ade ekor.
Uncle: (Smiles)
Father: Haritu, wife die datang kat die, x gadoh ape. Memang betol la kucing tu kite punye dulu.
Child I: (Manela ayah aku ni tau tu wife die. Memandai jeh)
uncle: Kalau bunyi keto, dio toruih lari. Takot agak eh!
Child I: (Kesian..Sure fobia kene accident:( )
Mother: Haritu pandai die masok rumah pegi kt stor cari makanan die. Kalau kucing lain, mane tau ade makanan die kat situ.
Father: Yo ko? Bilo?
Mother: Ado haritu.
Father: Angah pon dah suke ngan kucing dah. Haritu die balik, die ade main ngan kucing kan Dayu?
Child IV: (Angguk) Hak ah!

.Bukan Surat Chenta.

Tukang paip yang kubenci,

Saye benci orang yang tak reti nak buat keje betol-betol. Kalau org suruh buat tu, buatla betol2. Dah memang keje awak kan kene buat. Buatla betol2 walaupon tak bersungguh2. Bukan saye tak bayar awak. Saye bayar. Berape je awak mintak, saye bayar asalkan buat betol-betol keje awak tu. Saye cakap kat awak, sinki saye bocor. Awak pandai-pandai nak repair jamban punye saluran sekali. Lepas tu awak suke hati je nak kenekan bayaran. Saye senyap je sebab saye kesian kat awak berpeloh2 buat kerje. Naseb baik awak baiki sekali sinki tu. Ingatkan dah beres, tapi masih lagi ade sket bocor kt sinki tu. Bile panggil awak datang baiki balik, awak datang tgk, tapi awak cakap awak tak bawak pita nak balut saluran paip tu. Awak cakap kejap lagi awak nak datang. Tapi awak x datang2 jugak.
Harini plak, saye perasan bilik saye banjir. Banjir awak tau! Dahla ade wayar2 sume. Awak nak saye kene kejutan elektrik ke? Awak nak saye mati ke hah?? X berhati perot betol la awak ni. Naseb baik perasan banjir tu cepat2. Kalau tak, taktau la ape akan jadi ngan saye dan teman bilik saye. Penat kitorang bersihkan air2 tu sume. Bile awak datang tgk, awak setakat letak pita tu je. Tapi masalah bocor banjir saye ni, awak x baiki lagi. Kawan saye telefon awak nak suruh awak datang, awak datang lambat. Pastu tah ape2 yang awak buat, bile saye balik dari kelas saye tgk bilik ni banjir balik. Awak cakap awak dah baiki, tapi kenape ade banjir lagi???!! Awak ni reti buat keje awak ke x? Saye ni budak kejuruteraan elektronik. Kalau saye blaja baiki paip, memang dah lame dah saye baiki kebocoran tu sendiri. Tula sebab saye telefon awak, memandangkan kononnye awak hebat dalam bidang ni. Tapi Hampeh!!!
Saye bukan nak merendah2kan kredibiliti awak, tapi tolong la buat yg terbaik. Nanti awak jugak yang dapat malu. Sekarang ni, saye terpakse gune komputer riba kawan saye utk berinternet sebab risau la nk gune komputer saye dgn air yg membanjiri bilik ni. Tandas pulak terpakse gune yg kt luar punye sebab saye dah tutup dah punca air bilik air saye tanak kasi banjir lagi bilik. Penat awak tau tak?Eishk! Kalau awak buat keje awak betol2, tadela sampai bocor, air keluar dari dinding sume. Takdela awak kene datang banyak2 kali rumah saye ni nk baiki bocor ni. Awak penat datang, kawan saye penat telefon awak suruh datang rumah. Bukan murah nak telefon awak tu.
Haish~! Saket hati saye bile pk sume ni. Sume pasal awak. Saye memang benci awak!

Yang benar,
Saye

»Curi Idea Wati Jap :P«

Je suis si heureux pour la France gagnant le jeu la nuit passée. Je ne pourrais pas la regarde vivre puisque j'ai la classe ce matin, et j'ai ai déjà connu les points mais it's worth it du regarde le jeu de répétition. Zidane est vraiment macho et frais et très beau avec son dernier but. Naturellement Henry est totalement mignon Heh. Tous en tout, Vive La France ! Weehee

Happy Happy!!

Today is Tuesday.
Today dated 27thJune 2k6.
Today is Nooraziati Abdul Wahab's 22nd birthday.
Today Wati's gonna 'open table' celebrating her birthday. Hoyeh~!!
Today is Tuesday...

~The Birthday Girl~

P/s: Penat aku letak gamba kau cun2 ni. Siap buat pantun 5 kerat lagi utk kau.Komisen lebeh sket ar :P Anyway, Selamat Hari Jadi Watikus!!!

»Garlic Cheese Bun«

It had been a quiet week. The nouvel semester had just started, and there are yet no assignments or tutorials or labs to bother me, so I'm kinda at ease Heh. Still trying to manage my timetable with the World Cup going on, and the early classes, plus adapting the new resolution Im making which somehow never change from semester to semester Haha..

Situations in the house were a bit hectic at the beginning with few people stayed here while waiting for hostel applications. Then there was this 'thing' with this 'someone' need to be settled off. Then came the new housemates...
We bought a katil for the bilik. It will arrive tomorrow InsyaAllah. Bese je, not very fancy. Nak pakai setahun je pon. Planning to buy a standing fan for the bilik, and a carpet to cover all the oh-so-messy-cables, and change the curtain. Then nak rearrange the bilik to make it look nicer and spacier(?~). But still none has been done so far :P. Not that I dun haf the time, in fact I have A LOT of that but not enuff money-la Beb! So haf to do one at a time. Can't wait for the new look Hehe.

So...World Cup :D. At first I was confident Brazil gonna win tapi after seeing their performances, tak tau la sekarang. Probably Argentina. Germany pon menarik. It was all unexpected la jugak. Ghana pon boleh tahan. So seriously, I dun know who's gonna win. Talking about football, I just watched Gol & Gincu the series. I like it. I've been following the cerite since day 1 Heh. Ala-ala peminat susah mati la jugak :P The lead actress-Fazura is ok la. But I like Sazzy Falak the most. She looks natural la jugak belakon. But I superhate Pierre Andre. Acting die boleh tahan la since he had acted in some films, involve in theatre some more, tapi bile die cakap je memang fail la! Seriously, I hate the way he talks. Geli ok! If I ever met anyone talk to me like that, sumpah aku gelak ar! No offense, tapi eishk! Maybe that's what the director wanted, but it just turns me off. No offense to the Pierre Andre's fans, but Im just saying what I think and what I feel. Suke hati ar kan /:)

Pomp! I've seen the pokok kelape u've been telling me yesterday & they are Cuns :D Those who are interested in seeing, pliz go to MFM Alamanda & enjoy the beach party(kononyeh) :P Anyway, I met 2 ppl there. A junior and a long-time-no-see-primary-school-fren MARZIAH. We talk a bit, then suppose to change phone numbers but ended up only me giving her my number, because she was supposed to missedcall me, but still nothing up until now :|

So there you go...My Quiet Week -END-

Ker-ra-ving!!

Babel-T

3 Cute Babies and Mummy

Today is my dear mom’s birthday. Unfortunately, the first ever present she got was a stolen handphone. I mean, some stupid person stole my mother’s handphone which she just bought about couple of weeks ago. Bangang betol itu pencuri! Lucky her, she got a oh-so-caring-husband to buy her a new one later Heh. Anyways, this is the lovely roses she got :D

On the 14^th of June 2006, kire semalam la kan, we’ve got 3 babies Wee~They are all chocolate, white choc and white choc black in color. Here are couple of pics for viewing Hehe. Sangat the comels!!Im still not sure which is girl or boy. They still can’t open their eyes yet so it’s kinda cute seeing them try looking for their mummy’s nipple for milk Hehe.

When Sleep Is The Only Options Left Heh!

PREFERENCE

Fashion
Hats or caps : I wear tudung, so I prefer none.
Make-ups or au naturel : Au Naturel
Dress or blouse : Dress
T-shirts or shirts : T-shirts
Pants or skirts : Depends on the occasion
Jeans or slacks : Jeans
Backpack or handbag : Sling Bags
Shoes or sandals : Sandals
Heels or platforms : Heels

Food
Breakfast or dinner : Breakfast is the most important meal :D
Chinese or western : Both
Chinese or indian : Chinese
Meat or fish : Fish
KFC or McD : McD
Chocolate or vanilla : Definitely Vanilla
Peanut butter or jellies : Erm..I like kaya or Nutella better :P
Coffee or tea : Teh tarik!

Music and Film
Britney Spears or Avril Lavigne : No doubt Avril Woohoo~
James Blunt or Ryan Cabrera : Neither
Jazz or ballad : Ikot mood
Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock : Haiyoh~ due2 I like one!
Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise : Erk! Brad Pitt kot
Action or horror : Both

Technology
Call or SMSing : Tengok credit :P
Digicam or MP3 player : Now, I would love to own a Digicam :D

Extras
Gardening or reading : Reading
Roses or orchids : Lilies of any kinds
Wealth or health : Health
Family or friends : Both
Toyota or BMW : RAV4 and 1 series Heh
Apartment or terrace : Bungalow
Red or blue : Yellow and Purple

Birthday Wish!!!

Happy Birthday to my dearest Azwa Amira Alip

»Katun«

I LOVE CARTOONS, especially Spongebob Squarepants. One of the major reasons is that he is yellow in colour and I love the colour yellow and that particular cartoon is extremely stupid and funny in a very hilarious way (??!). A snail sounds like cat’s meowing, jelly fishes are treated like butterflies, a squirrel living in the sea etc. I tell you, this cartoon is unbelievably doofus! I also enjoy watching The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron. The main character is a kid who has a large head and can invent many things. He is not that funny but his friends are, his super lamest friends Carl and Sheen. Ha-ha.. I like watching Sin Chan too as of course he is soo adorable and slumber gell! ‘Budak yang tak tau malu’ is best referred to him. Basically I love watching cartoons with stupid and lame jokes and not that Barney-friendly-type of cartoons.Heh.

I am sure Malaysians are aware of the new tv channel called Channel 9 ke TV 9 ke as long as there is the 9 there: P. I don’t think those using Astro have this channel, soon maybe. But a ‘normal’ tv can enjoy it now Wee~

How these two things about me liking to watch cartoons and the existence of tv9 ever related? Well, fortunately, TV9 has Spongebob and Jimmy Neutron as some of its programme. And so me being the fan of this two cartoons, switch on the tv and watch la kan, when I totally shocked to hear that both of the cartoons are in Bahasa Melayu. I am not those people who hate Malay Language; in fact I am proud of it. Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa B-). But it turns out really bad and stupid and it really make me want to switch off the tv. Come on la! For those kids who doesn’t know or understand yet the language, it should be okla as they would only watch without understanding anything. But cartoons are not meant for babies only for god sake! They are other viewers who would really enjoy watching and they tend to have fun watching it, but to me it was disappointing. I am not underestimating the alihsuara team. They did a very good job on the Sinchan. They were way better than the Japanese version. But not on these two cartoons. I don’t know about the other cartoons since I have no intention on watching them, but tolong la! Haish…

¤Stupido Me¤

I did the most stupidest thing ever-I let my youngest sister drive the car!!! Stupid rite? BTW, she's only 10!!! Well, I was really not sure why I let her change sit with me but I did. As the result, she didn't know how to control the pedals [Durgh!Obviously!!] and we hit the big vase in front of my house, and the front of the car went 'senget'. The plate no crack a little, but fortunately the engine was still on. Im not sure now, but I hope it still can function.
At that time, I really didn't know what to do. I was blank. I could've lift the handbrake and free the gear and off the engine but no, I just hold on to my breath yelling at my sister to push the brake which of course she was totally not sure what's what. Double stupid of me. I wasn't thinking whether we're going to be ok or not, but lucky us, not a scratch on our bodies. We're in good condition Alhamdulillah. Seems that Allah still let us live.
The car was a total wreck and my mother was at her top rage. My father still doesn't know about this. If you really know my father, he is a ferocious man. He could yell at anybody who offended him. ANYBODY let alone his own daughter. This incident happened last night, and he hasn't come back from Seremban yet so Im still in one piece. Im planning to lie to him that I accidently push the acceleration pedal when I want to actually push the brake but after a almost half day of thinking, I think I should just tell him the truth. Wrecking his car is one thing, and lying to him is another. So I couldn't risk doing anymore mistakes.
Above all, I always think that everything happen for a reason. There is the Qada and Qadar. Im gonna face every whatever thing I have to face for this stupid incident and Im gonna live with it. Like Faizal Iman always said, "Lets bygone be bygone". Im still worried, no doubt about that as I haf the strong feelings that my father's gonna come back home tonite, but just haf to face it rite? There are so many things happening in my life these few days-the hols, his birthday celebration, her sister's wedding, her wedding, the new maid named Wati [no offense yah Wats! :P] but this tops it all. Definitely! Hehe.. Haiyoh~

Next up is the exams result. Another sucky thing to face. Probably next week will it come out, so Im praying real hard that I dun fail any of my papers or that will triples x2 the anger my father has on me. Im so miserable. Heh

Yucky~!

»Buhsan«

The exam's over, now it's HOLS! The most waiting moment ever Heh. Eventho the exams were sucks but I dun give a damn. Malas nak pikir dah. When the results are out, that's when I'm gonna start worrying :|

And so, we had our housemates day out as what Azwa referred it to. We went to Sunway Lagoon. Why Sunway Lagoon? Because Azura never been there that's why. Us minus Azwa, plus Idayu, Rabiatul, Cikcim, Izham and Tengku. We had fun yes. And the best thing of all, we met Shah Rukh Khan as in the Bollywood actor Haha. Not a big fan but he is a big star so thot of 'kecoh'ing to everybody Haha. Him with his wife and two kids and many many followers and irritating bodyguards. But we got a very good view of him and the family. B-)

Later that night, Azura and Hafiz had an accident. So we gather up at the scene, supporting(??) them up until going to the police station. Didn't get the chance to go in the station tho, but it was fun Heh.

I've just finish marathoning Prison Break Woohoo~ Up next are few more episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Desperate Housewives and full season of House and some movies. I love the hols. Haha...

I'm all alone tonight. Azura went out. Faizal Iman's at his bro's. He was supposed to help his brother cleaning up the house but couldn't do it as there are still no water supply :)) Next time cek la dulu. Padan Muke =)) Planning to clean the room, but dun haf the mood to do it. Prison break seems to be more tempting heh. So yeh, I'm bored as hell.

.Unlimited Access of Aircond.

Isn't it interesting...
Today I cut an orange,
Yesterday I also cut an orange,
Today I do my homework,
Yesterday I did my homework,
Today I wait for the bus,
Yesterday I waited for the bus,
Today I sweep the floor,
Yesterday I swept the floor,
How is it that while the meaning of my action is the same,
the verb I use must change tense?
Isn't it interesting that tenses can tell the action
I do today and that done yesterday!

I found this printed poem in front of my mom's printer. Yes! I'm at home Woohoo~. The maid has gone back to Indonesia, mom's alone doing all the stuff in the house, so me being the greatest daughter came home to help things out Huhu...So, petang tadi, I cooked ayam goreng cili padi. I haven't been in the kitchen for quite sometime and probably the 'touch'[ade ke pon :P] is no longer there. I just forgot that cili padis are suppose to be verrry the pedas. So I put a hell lot of them in my cooking. Believe me, I actually cried tears eating my chicken. They're not just bergenang, but actually flowing down my face. Me being a anak jati Negeri Sembilan surely kuat makan pedas but this really challenge my credibility Heh. So people, don't ask me to cook anything hot Haha!!Luckily I haf lots of chocolates and water to cool things off :D
Back to the printed poem, Im not sure whose one is it but I haf a feeling that it's my younger sister's. Kinda interesting poem so I thot of posting it here for..fun I guess :

>Some people has their own way of motivating other people. Nevertheless, the action taken should be right at all means. People asked questions. You answered honestly. People replied back mockingly. It's hurtful Im sure. But try to think positive, try to blend with that person's way of giving advices tho it's hard. Sigh~<
>Dun just say. Do it. Bak kate pepatah" Cakap tak serupa bikin!" No need to talk big on what u didn't do, it was stupid! Above all, dun talk big!<
Oh! Taylor rocks! woohoo~

Diary For Today

...,
550pm- Woke up. [I know it's damn late. But I'm not feeling well. So That's explain it all]
600pm-Mandi
700pm-Went to the clinic. Thanks to Aini for driving me there and to Watie for acompanying :)
800pm-Went to Alamanda. Eat to eat the medicine :P...Shop a little to ease the mind Haha...
1020pm-Reach home.
11pm-Put on the mask I bought
1108pm-Blogging

¤Babe¤

I Have A New Pet And Her Name Is Babe. She Is Purple In Colour and She Is A Hedgehog.
A Very Hawtness Hedgehog Babe Woohoo~
Flip Here, Feed Here, That's All I Need To Do Haha...
I Just Lef My Babe!

CIk Operator, Talian Sudah Mati!!!

>> I guess i never wanted this
Another 'ever after' kiss... Oh
Operator, the line is dead
Oh no,
it's only me and all the walls inside my head <<

I heard this song that day,
& I think I like it,
Later after that,
I heard it played on the radio,
I like it better,
Just now, I heard it again,
& I know for sure,
I really like this song,
Lucky me,
Azwa has this song in her computer,
And Watie has too,
And now I'm playing it over & over,
Huhu...

·How Does It Feel·

Suddenly, I am thinking of this song. It's by my most fav singer AVRIL LAVIGNE Woot Woot!

How does it feel, to be different from me?
Are we the same?
How does it feel, to be different from me?
Are we the same?
How does it feel?

What do you feel if you love someone soo dearly and it happens to be a very big event for that lovely someone, let's say the born of her first child. It is a big day for her, and of course for you too but she doesn't want you to be there beside her.
What do you feel if you care soo much for someone whom you would do anything for, but when it comes to her big graduation day, she despise you to be there.
What do you feel if you need someone soo badly for comfortness of life for instance your father, but he neglects you all the way thru his life as well as yours.
What do you feel if you keen on someone soo affectionately and wants to share everything with him/her, but he/she never includes you in his/her life.
What do you feel if you are nothing but being all supportive for his big football match, but all he can say is "don't you think of coming all fancy with the pom poms. All the cheering will only make me nervous and I'm gonna lose this game".

If I were to encounter all the IFs, I may not kill myself to death[for sure.]...I dunno, maybe cry the whole night, think over of why everything you do is all wrong to the person you loved, put yourself in everyone's shoes, socks, panties or whatever and try to make things better and rekindle the relationship. Haha! I dun think I can be that positive. I dun know. But the fact that you were trying so hard to be part of their lives, share all the highs and lows, the victories and the shames like there's no secrets whatsoever between you and them and the fact that living together joyfully is totally what togetherness is all about, does trigger my feelings and the heart. What do you think???

·Anniversary·

1st May 1982 - The day they get married.
9th July 1984 - The first child was born. She was and still is totally adorable and gorgeously cute ;;)
24th Dec 1985 - Their 2nd daughter was born.
9th May 1991 - Their one and only son was born.
22nd July 1995- The last daughter was born.
Then until now- Still happily married and live the most perfect life :D

Love both Ayah and Ma >:D<

How Many Times, How Many Lies

The cicak jantan in our shower is dead. Probably he didn't haf anything to eat, or drowned to death or too much odour he had to cope up with Erk~[I was talking about the shampoos and all the chemical stuff, what do u think??!] Well, it is sunat to kill lizards, so I dun feel guilty or anything Haha.

Probably those who really really read my blog would be verry bored of reading about the weather of Malaysia. Totally Hot Peri-Peri. That is exactly what I'm feeling right now. I'm not sure whether it's only me or others feel it too but I really can't stand the weather. But, no matter how hard I complain, that's how it's going to be. The Qada and Qadar :) Just have to go with the flow and stop whining about it Hehe. How I wish this week would end very quickly so that I cud go back home and enjoy the comfortness of unlimited access of air-con :D

Just now, we tried our self-made parachute. Threw it from the 2nd story, did float for a few seconds then it goes down straight on the road. Haha. I'm not sure whether our satellite is going to be a success or not. For me now, as long as there is the parachute, the hardware and the software, it shud be enuff. I dun care whether it's going to function or not. This loads of assignments made me really tired and not that energetic to do any more tasks.

I've tried the Banana Cream Frappucino Blended Cream at Stabax. It taste like pisang hehe:P. Thanks Pomp for telling me about this eventho I didn't get the 30% discount :|

Thot of calling bonda today, but somehow it slipped off my mind with all the stuff I've been working on like mad. Urgh~ Missing her and those at home :(